Sunday, July 8, 2012

Day 123: A Reprieve

So I went up to work for dinner around 11:30, and waited in line to order. I briefly noted that the guy in front of me had handcuffs on his belt, but I'm used to seeing cops in there after 11PM so I didnt really think anything of it.

So I got up to the counter, and naturally the cashier's first question was "What the hell are you doing here?"

"Why, I'm getting food to go with my beer," I replied sarcastically.
"Wait, so you've been drinking? Did you drive? You shouldn't drink and drive!" she spouted off.
"I haven't had anything yet, and I live a mile down the road, silly."

It was at this point she looked to her right, where a cop was staring ME down with that look like "Seriously boy, I came here to eat, not take you in."

It was embarrassing.
And I didn't drink anything.

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